Numerous texts and wellness checks after Felix Rosenqvist passed David Malukas on the final lap to win the Indy 500.

I did not, I repeat, I did not bet on David Malukas.

Spending Memorial Day with the family?

Taking the wife and kids to the beach, a ballgame or Hooters for dinner?

Stitches, in need of a little help from above, will be watching Pope Leo’s team.

The White Sox’s Anthony Kay pitches at home against the Twins’ Zebby Matthews.

Play $50 on the Chisox (+104, Kalshi).

The Chicago Schlubs extended their losing streak to eight and ours to nine.

Shota Imanaga gave up seven runs.

Zebby Matthews #52 of the Minnesota Twins. Getty Images

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Jake Meyers, Nick Allen and Christian Walker hit balls that cleared the ivy walls.

Put your wet suit on. We’re going under. Up just +65 rutherfords.

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