Yankees superstar Aaron Judge has seen a million doctors and had about that many tests run (rough estimates) on his ailing rib cage or shoulder, whatever it is, and the Yankees still have zero answers.

That’s what they tell us. Of course, if we learned anything covering baseball, it’s that information comes from teams (not just the Yankees) via an eye dropper. And if it’s info involving someone as vital as Judge, it comes even slower than that.

Anyway, it’s been three days of testing on Judge’s rib cage and shoulder, and apparently many more days than that of pain. And far as we know, the Yankees know zip about the all-time great player they happily pay $40 million to play.

“I’ve got nothing for you, sorry,” manager Aaron Boone announced before a Judge-less Yankees lineup scratched out a 2-1 victory to avoid a home sweep against the cost-efficient but apparently ultra-tough Guardians.