“As a fellow handicapper, instead of throwing shade at you, I am throwing you a lifeline. Your selections in day games have lost 10 of their last 13 times. Your picks in night games have won five of their last six. So you might want to go vampire and stay away from sunlight. Hope it helps.”

— Mike Volpe, Pennsylvania.

Here we go, Mike. Kansas City plays at Minnesota … at night.

The Royals’ Michael Wacha is 4-3.

The Twins’ Zebby Matthews has lost three straight.

$50 on the Royals.

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Phuhgeddaboutit!

The Phillies pounded the Padres 6-4, but it wasn’t that close.

San Diego scored two runs in the ninth inning to keep false hope alive.

Adolis García went deep for Philly.

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The Stitch Star of the Game (sponsored in part by Stuck in Reverse Motors) was Adrian Morejon.

The Cuban-born lefty gave up three runs in just one-third inning of “relief.” Very efficient.

Have a cigar.

Loss takes this morejon to a season-low -130 davedraveckys.

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The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.