“Whoomp, there it is. Whoomp, there it is. White Sox. Congrats.” – Mark

Better late than never, Mark.

Had to make changes in our Memorial Day menu after losing about 600 shishkebabs the last ten days.

Hot dogs and burgers replaced the planned steak and lobster tails. No potato salad.

Quick pick. Rays and O’s at Baltimore.

Play $50 on Shane Baz and the Orioles (-106, FanDuel).

Baltimore Orioles starting pitcher Shane Baz (34) throws a pitch. Nathan Ray Seebeck-Imagn Images

Heaven sent. With our losing streak at nine we sought some divine intervention and backed Pope Leo’s favorite team, the White Sox.

Two batters into the game Brooks Lee homered off Chicago’s Anthony Kay. “Honey! Cancel our subscription to Vatican News!”

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Thankfully, that was the only run the Twins got. Kay settled down. Munetaka Murakami hit his league leading 18th homer.

Drew Romo went deep as well and the Sox snapped our lengthy losing skid by squashing the Twinkies 3-1.

That’s right, we won. Up +115 ajpierzynskis.

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