In Episode 583, Patrick, Jeffrey, and Craig chat about muppet mouths and then discuss five mostly baseball topics.

1. I Don’t Want This, I Don’t Need This: The Guards finally lose a game, and the AL West just gets worse.
2. Past Performance is no guarantee of future results: Vlad Jr. has some thoughts on free agent contracts.
3. Seeing Red: The Reds are not the Brewers. Wonder why?
4. Around the Horn: Let’s update some playoff-relevant injuries.
5. The grid is once again trendy.

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Our theme tune is by Andy Matthews, who you can follow on Bluesky @andymatthewsmusic. You can listen to him on Spotify and Apple Music. It was produced by Barrie Maguire and Tim Ferguson.