“The Yankees won six of their last seven games. The loss was when you bet on them. Knock it off!” – Joe from Brooklyn

“You’re getting very close to Hondo territory! I’m laughing almost every day… and losing!” – Patrick Fergus

“Wake up my man or you will be down 1,000 temperpedics soon.” – John

From one John to another. “Please don’t wake me. No don’t shake me. Leave me where I am. I’m only sleeping.” – Lennon

We may have to call Hondo from the bullpen soon, Patrick.

And Joe, we are going to pick against the Yanks on Tuesday.

The least I can do.

Will Warren has allowed 10 runs on 16 hits over the last 13 innings.

New York Yankees pitcher Will Warren reacts on the mound after giving up a home run to Seattle Mariners designated hitter Dominic Canzone. JASON SZENES FOR THE NEW YORK POST

Houston’s Ethan Pecko gave up 2 runs over 3 ⅔ innings in his MLB debut.

Fun fact. Pecko pitched for the Fayetteville Woodpeckers in 2024.

Play $50 on the Astros (+131, DraftKings).

Detroit, in their Motor City unis, fell asleep at the wheel.

Rays 4, Tigers 1.

Down -628 northrups.

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