Houston’s Mike Burrows has been generous, giving up 25 runs on 49 hits over 37 ²/₃ innings.

Cincy’s Nick Lodolo was shut down in March after a blister developed on his index finger.

I’m not sure how long it takes for a blister to heal (I had a couple of strategically placed boils that disappeared in two days), but Lodolo will make his 2026 debut.

Doubting both starters will last long, we will take the road ’dog Astros for $50 (+127, Kalshi). 

Cincinnati Reds starting pitcher Nick Lodolo #40, pitching in the 1st inning. Charles Wenzelberg / New York Post

This one was over before Kansas City fans decided on mustard or ketchup for their hot dogs.

I’m not sure who threw the ceremonial first pitch, but he/she should have stayed in the game.

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Seth Lugo decided he didn’t want any relish on his fastball and gave up three runs in the first frame.

Then, someone named Eric Cerantula gave up a three-run homer to the Guardians’ Bo Naylor as Cleveland crowned the Royals, 8-5.

We’ve lost three in a row but still up +456 willieaikens.

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